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Joke of the Day

"Selling an improved autocorrect? Shut up and take my monkey."

"Why do black men wear baggy trousers? Because their knee grows."

"They are investigating Princes death... They dusted for prince, but found him face down in the corner."

"What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out? Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)"

"How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees."

"National no bra day wasn't as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support."

"If billionaires were allowed to influence the results on American Idol instead of American elections, there would be rioting in the streets."

"What's it called when you have sex early in the day after a funeral? Mourning Sex."

"What does a child without arms get for x-mas? gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet"

"Optimus Prime runs on AC current He's a transformer"