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Joke of the Day

"Let me tell you the funniest joke I know... Hold on for update, I'm on mobile. edit: forgot the joke"

"(Dirty!) Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."

"Did you hear The Fonz wrote an erotic novel? It's called 50 Shades of Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

"Where do robo-babies come from? From the computerus."

"A libertarian prostitute looks at her pay stub.. ""I'm sick of all these fucking-taxes"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !"

"An Idiot boy held his breath for as long as he could. after about two minutes the boy fainted."

"Did you hear about the overweight, alcoholic transvestite? He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"Why is Jesus so bad at hockey? Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!"

"Why was the dolphin depressed? He felt he had no porpoise in life"