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"What's a penguins favorite relative? His Aunt Artica!"
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"Jack and Jill went up a hill each with a buck and a quarter.. Jill came down with two fifty.. That fucking whore. ( The Dice Man )"
"A photon walked into a hotel. The clerk asked it it would like a hand with it's luggage... ""No thank-you"", said the photon, ""I'm travelling light""."
"To the lady who keeps banging on my door at night.. I'm not letting you out."
"IF UR DATING SOMEONE AND THEY GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS BUT THEY DON'T GIVE YOU FRIES WHY ARE YOU TOGETHER?"
"I see that software legend Photoshop is turning 25 this week. Actually, it's turning 38. It just looks 25."
"what is the most common place to find a Jew after world war 2 The grave"
"What do you call a horny Catholic? A firm believer."
"What's the difference between a fort and a fortress? A fortress has breastworks."
"How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled' then smothered in onions"