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Joke of the Day

"Why was Jesus I such good shape? Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit."

"I was sending out letters the other day, when all of a sudden I got a paper cut... ...Bloody envelopes!"

"[dies and goes to hell] me: ""mom? dad!? what are you doing here!"" dad: ""we used to switch your food with the dog's food sometimes."""

"Didja hear that Israel's Chief Rabbi has told Israeli LGBT's that they will no longer be allowed to speak Hebrew ... wait for it ... Yeah - they're gonna have to speak Shebru instead ..."

"The best racist joke What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"Have you heard about that new movie, ""The Homophobic Preacher""? Hasn't come out yet."

"At first I didn't like my beard.. But now it's starting to grow on me."

"Let me tell you a joke... Feminism."

"What is the greatest intermolecular force of all time? Dipole, dipole, dipole, dipole, and dipole!"

"""Who let the dogs out?!"" - Pavlov getting angry"