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Joke of the Day
"Why are campers so predictable? You know they're in tents."
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"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild? deez nuts"
"The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis. It was improperly tagged as long."
"""HEY ATHLETES WITHOUT MONEY FOR TRAINING FACILITIES OR PROPER UNIFORMS, Y U NO WIN GOLD MEDALS?"" - Indians"
"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art"
"They are investigating Princes death... They dusted for prince, but found him face down in the corner."
"s/o to the fact that ketchup is a smoothie b/c tomatoes are fruits lol DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING DID U FRIES OMNOMNOM"
"If you find yourself in a hole. Stop digging."
"I hate when I'm cruising in my convertible, hair blowing in the wind, then realize I'm just sitting on my ride-on lawnmower. Drunk. Again."
"I once saw a slice of toast in a zoo. It was bread in captivity."