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Joke of the Day

"Crack-head's favorite rap song... I wanna rock RIGHT NOW!!!!"

"what do you call a bus full of white people a twinkie"

"So a man comes into a bar... Wait, no... It was a horse. So a man comes into a horse..."

"First date tip: let a photo of a dog fall out of your wallet. When she asks ""is that your puppy?"" say ""No. That's my dad."" Then storm off."

"I bet we can get into some serious Treble together."

"What do you do to a dead fruit? You *berry* it."

"What did Jeffrey Dahlmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Excuse me are you going to eat that? *Ellen Barken on David Letterman show."

"A guy with a gun enters a bar. ""Who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" he snarled. A voice was heard in the background, ""you don't have enough bullets mate!"""

"They agreed upon 'almond milk' when the original name flavoured nut water was rejected by test audiences, for whatever reason..."

"Women's magazines: 20 pages ""accept yourself"" 40 pages ""loose 30kgs in 4 weeks"" And Cake recipes.."