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Joke of the Day
"I don't know what the question is.. But violins is not the answer."
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"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."
"How do Russians watch online movies? Nyetflix!"
"If the 2008 election was about Hope and Change, what is 2016? Fear and Loathing."
"Him: Sir, you don't have the experience or fitness to be a fireman. Me: But, I got a mustache! Him: That's cat fur attached with frosting."
"In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just like the peace and quiet."
"Obama calls Putin and asks abut his Thanksgiving. Putin: Turkey is about to be cooked."
"Someone accused the Mona Lisa of killing a man. But I think she's been framed"
"How do you get a person with podophobia to leave? Just say ""shoe""."
"My wife gets angry when she catches me using her tooth brush. But how the hell do you get the dog shit out of your sneakers."