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Joke of the Day

"My wife gets angry when she catches me using her tooth brush. But how the hell do you get the dog shit out of your sneakers."

"[Chasing a man out of the bathroom with a pube] Sir you dropped this!"

"I'm like Pac-Man because I travel in the dark to Dippin' Dots stands to eat them, all while getting chased by members of the Ku Klux Klan."

"What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica? A rasta."

"""My dad could blow up your dad!"" - braggy al-Qaeda kid"

"If Mt Vesuvius erupted over us right now, there'd be lots of shapes of people looking at their phones later on."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !"

"A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa"

"Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!"

"What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar"