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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration? She was stunning."

"There was an old lady at a ATM today, she asked me if I could help check her balance. So I pushed her over."

"Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels."

"Why was 9 afraid of 10? Because 10 11 12."

"I really like working with spices... My newest recipe is cumin cider."

"Rules to live by: 1. Be kind to strangers 2. Don't cheat on your taxes 3. Everything in moderation 4. Bury the body at sea"

"I'm so glad none of my friends are gay Because they're safe"

"WebMD has integrated Google's Deepmind. On startup it performed a self diagnostic test. Turns out, it's cancer."

"How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb? Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke."

"have you ever wondered why stephen hawkins is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris"