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Joke of the Day

"A neutron walks into a bar... and asks the bartender: ""How much does a glass of beer cost?"" The bartender replies: ""For you, no charge""."

"NSFW: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"Why do terrorists recruit married men as suicide bombers? They're easier to convince."

"Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye I didn't cry I didn't sigh I thank god cows can't fly"

"2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico Silver - Mexico Bronze - Mexico"

"Hey you guys! Are you all right? NO YOU'RE ALL LEFT! :D"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang up the picture."

"So, I hear Batman didn't turn up to the Christening .. Christian Bale."

"Why did the ambassador have extra resistance to harmful foreign bacteria? He had diplomatic immunity."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger."