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Joke of the Day

"I just realized I can make 50 funny faces at my boss in less than 30 seconds while the elevator door closes. Anyway, got fired."

"Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers? To stop it from falling out."

"Oh boy, I am desperate! My bowels do churn. Too many tacos! I never will learn. Pardon me, Sir! I believe it's my turn. - Horton Has to Poo"

"Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy"

"Have you seen the new movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet..."

"It's impossible to run in campsites. You can only ran. Because it's past tents."

"[at Goodwill store] *buys pants that I gave them 6 months ago*"

"People dont like having to bend over to get their drinks... We really need to raise the bar."

"Why did the Shitaki left the party? It was too crowded and there wasnt mushroom. It's a pitty he left... He is a funghi!"

"What did one pee drinker say when he surprised the other pee drinker? Urine for a treat!"