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Joke of the Day
"What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? Beat it, we're closed!"
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"They say Napoleon got the shakes whenever he put on his uniform... Modern scholars believe he may have had epaulettesy."
"What is a NYC nanosecond? If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green."
"A hotel just offered me a job making beds. I think I'll turn them down."
"Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer."
"""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey But then I turned myself around"
"I hate being bipolar. It's awesome."
"Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them? To a remote island..."
"I thought I had swag once, turned out it was just a mosquito bite."