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Joke of the Day
"A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past."
Next Joke
"The word of the day is ""Legs."" Spread the word!"
"""We should definitely let dolphins go into space instead of monkeys"" said one scientist obviously not a dolphin dressed up as a scientist"
"Just went to pick up a paper clip but accidentally picked up two paper clips. Sometimes I don't know my own strength"
"There's no attraction quite as strong as tomato sauce & a white shirt"
"Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter."
"I dated an English teacher for a few months, but it didn't work out. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."
"What's Adolf Hitler's favorite letter? Not z, that's for sure."
"Best thing about drinking in downtown LA is that if u need a bathroom, it's all around you"
"A horror movie with all black people lmao ""Ayo what's going down in ya basement?"" ""That ain't my business"" ""I feel ya"" *Rolls credits*"