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Joke of the Day

"What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said ""Darling you've got lovely teeth."""

"FOUR RULES FOR DATING MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER: 1) get her home by 11 p.m. 2) so we can chill 3) i have mario party 4) be my friend"

"I loved going to the psychiatrist as a young girl. He said ""I think I can see the problem, Mr Smith."""

"My Dad has the heart of a lion and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice"

"What do cows do for fun? They go to the moo-vies!"

"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+S"

"If we do end up colonizing Mars.. ..the WiFi there would be out of this world"

"Two peanuts are walking down the street. One was... ...raped and sodomized."

"So I asked my dad... So I asked my dad during Christmas dinner if anything were home made? He replied ""definitely not you."""

"Two guys walked into a bar.. You would think one of them would of ducked!"