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Joke of the Day

"What's the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman."

"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."

"Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool? Don't believe me? Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!"

"How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter? Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback"

"Eating clocks is probably the most time consuming thing you could ever do."

"TIL Doctors have successfully grafted eye lids on a patient using foreskin. The surgery went well, but now she's a little cock eyed."

"I can't make Casey Anthony jokes. My mom would kill me..."

"Why did Jon Snow need a new battery? For the watch."

"ME: I need to pee really bad TEACHER: can you hold it? ME: probably not. my hands aren't very good at retaining liquid"

"A secretary walks into her boss's office and says, ""Can I use your Dictaphone?"" He says, ""No, dial with your finger like everyone else."""