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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Ans: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with knives was got boring."

"Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside. Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same."

"There are two reasons I don't give money to the homeless 1. They use it for drugs and alcohol. 2. I need it for drugs and alcohol."

"What do you call a cow with no legs?? Ground Beef"

"Request: jokes about the color turquoise. And jokes about the color pink. Do your worst. Dad jokes preferred"

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television."

"[comes out of coma after 12 years] ME: Holy shit I forgot to set my AIM status to 'Away'! DOCTOR: you might want to take a seat"

"Nicki Minaj looks like an unlocked character that you get on the last level of Mortal Kombat."

"What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."