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Joke of the Day

"the thing i hate about job applications Job applications are like, ""If you're working & Frank looks upset, what do you do? I turn around and do my job, fuck Frank"

"Are you a chicken farmer cause' you know how to raise a cock."

"Khakis In most places, losing your khakis means you have no pants. In Boston, if you lose your khakis, you can't drive."

"Whats blue and slippery? A blue slipper"

"If you're a guy who owns pantyhose, you're either a thief or sexually questionable. Either way, I don't trust you behind my back."

"I tried to upload the Brazil vs Germany game to pornhub... But they removed it for rape"

"I repurposed some lumber. It was ex-siding."

"My grandfather was an ace dog fighter he taught Michael Vick everything he knows!"

"My neighbor's dog is so popular that every time he barks, the neighborhood dogs RT him."

"My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. Apparently it was making it difficult to complete the exam."