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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pizza and a bass player? The pizza can feed a family of four."
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"My neighbor knocked on my door at 2 am this morning and said, ""Yo, I can't fcking sleep."" ""Well it's your lucky day,"" I said, ""I've got a party going on in here, come in."""
"What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit? cantelope"
"Jeb Bush: ""The Pope should not discuss climate change because he's not a scientist, although if elected, I will be your wife's gynecologist"""
"What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures? Imgrrrrrrr"
"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period. You get your palm red for free."
"Who Found America Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"How many Ron Pauls does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook: Drunky, Stoney, Skanky, B!tchy, Lonely, Creepy, Stalky"
"You can blame those ""meddling kids"" all you want. But let's face it. Your entire plan was to dress up like a ghost."