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Joke of the Day
"I repurposed some lumber. It was ex-siding."
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"The Pillsbury Doughboy... Another sad case of battered man syndrome."
"Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100? Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat."
"Sex with me Is like the Challenger Mission It Killed a teachers career"
"My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off."
"Instagram couldn't complete your request at this time because nobody cares about your Sunday brunch."
"A bug zapper, but for people trying to come into my office."
"Have you heard about the Polish lesbian? She fucks men."
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Raw Raw Rawhahaha..."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."