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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay guy, say to the man at the bar? Can I push your stool in?"
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"My idea of muslim-oriented bar failed miserably. But I really expected ""Allahu Ak-BAR"" to blow up the nightlife."
"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Stop burning bridges. They're not even good kindling. Just use sticks."
"""Sorry I haven't been tweeting much lately."" guy who actually thinks people notice when he's not tweeting"
"Poor Bob Holness Only been at the pearly gates five minutes, when Amy Winehouse stumbles over and asks 'can I have an E please Bob'."
"Did you hear about the cannibal Bob Marley? He shit the sheriff (but he did not shit the deputy)."
"What do you call a bunny with a bent dick? Fucks Funny"
"Why do they call them brrr-itos when they're not even cold?"
"I finally found a book where the love interest is a grandfather clock It's about fucking time"