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Joke of the Day

"I was going to invest in the Microsoft HoloLens but... ...Their projections weren't very good."

"How do you say goodbye in Arabic? ""BOOM!"""

"I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change...."

"Dear investors, I'd like to make a chap stick called ""food court Chinese food."" Please snapchat if interested."

"You want to know the only thing wrong with rap music? It doesn't have a C in front of it."

"What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil"

"When a guy wearing shorts and sandals to a bar is picking out songs on the jukebox, it's going to end badly for everyone."

"Did you hear about the man who spent his whole life trying to perfect cloning technology? When it finally happened, he was beside himself."

"I'm opening a funeral home that has a bar in it. I know right?"

"U once broke ur toe? I once broke my foot. U had a baby? I had 2 babies. U have a bad back? I have a bad front. I can do this all day, btw."