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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tribal poet? Shake-A-Spear!"
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"-1 23 It was delicious."
"Wife asked if I was going to take out the trash. Told her I didn't know her sister needed a ride home. I'm bleeding. Call 911"
"So a Saudi guy says to his American friend, ""In my country women can't drive"". The American says, ""I'm not surprised. They can't drive in my country either."""
"What do you call a bunch of flies in a beer can? An Outback Vibrator"
"What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist? An Inkling."
"What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas? I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."
"""Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest."" Britney Spears whispers, ""Amateur."""
"What do you call a Jewish Deer? Half a buck"
"What do you call a fear of chainsaws? Logic."