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Joke of the Day

"I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth Because they think that Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair."

"Golfer Adam Scott's wife had a baby today It was a cesarean But he didn't make the cut."

"The beauty of meditation is it helps instill inner peace in someone that makes it easy to pick his pockets."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite dance move? Hit the Juan"

"German boy Why did the German boy go to Summer camp? I don't know he did notsay!"

"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. When you pull them your arsehole twitches."

"I dont tweet much abt my goal to poop every letter of the alphabet. Did the easy ones (C, J) yrs ago. Just toughies left. Your B & W. Your Q"

"What do you call a really good fisherman? A master baiter"

"What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things? A mountain gloat."

"Where did the hamburger go to dance? The Meatball"