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Joke of the Day
"I wish I could play little league again. I'd be so much better now."
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"Bastards in the north are called 'Snow', but what are bastards in the south called? ""Your grace"""
"If Mr. Bean lost one of his legs he'd be cannellini!"
"How many passive-aggressive people does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh never mind, I'll just sit here in the dark..."
"If you sit beside me, you're part of my drumkit."
"According to FOX News, the Celtics lost because Obama did nothing to stop Kobe."
"Do you think all these parents who named their daughters after flowers really gave much thought to how much teenage boys like to pluck?"
"What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !"
"When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Thankfully, it all changed when I was born."
"I think it's about time we stopped accepting Quasimodo and demanded 100% modo."