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Joke of the Day

"A man has dinner at a chinese restaurant The man says to the chef: ""Gee, this steak is rubbery!"" And the chef replies ""thank you very much!"""

"Two condoms are walking down a street. A gay bar appears. One condom says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""

"""My birthday's coming"" Do you know what I need?"" ""Yeah but how do you wrap a life?"""

"Calling in sick to work... Me: Im not gonna be able to make it to work today bossman I'm sick Boss: You don't sound sick...? Me: Well, I'm fucking my sister, IS THAT SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU"

"Religion: because reading one book is a lot easier than a whole bunch of hard ones."

"Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ? Because of all the Cheetahs!"

"Accidentally got a ""male"" order bride and I was gonna return him but Sergei is just so good with my kids"

"Hey, girl at the gym that keeps moving to the opposite corner every time I get on the machine next to you, yes, I feel the chemistry too."

"i gave my girlfreind my nine inch nail... and we got closer."

"How many Jews does it take to fix an oven? Hitler stopped trying at 6 million."