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Joke of the Day

"A man has dinner at a chinese restaurant The man says to the chef: ""Gee, this steak is rubbery!"" And the chef replies ""thank you very much!"""

"My lesbian neighbour just gave me a Rolex I think she misunderstood when I told her I wanna watch..."

"What is a pedophile's favorite soap opera? The Young and The Breast-less"

"Hillary Clinton Style Condoms! *Rigged for her pleasure*"

"I went for a walk in a cemetery this morning and saw a man crouching behind a tombstone. I said ""morning"" He replied ""no, just taking a shit."""

"When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year!"

"Tickle me Elmo was recalled They forgot to give him two test tickles."

"Apparently it's okay for the office to have ""casual Friday's,"" but ""nudist Tuesday's"" are frowned upon. How embarrassing for me."

"If the Discovery Channel's new show 'Naked And Afraid' isn't about Mormon honeymoons, I'm not interested."