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Joke of the Day
"A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame."
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"My girlfriend tricked me into not having sex tonight... Talk about a missed erection. It's best if you read it out loud."
"[buzzfeed 1776] 21 Declarations You Won't Believe!"
"What did God say when he created the first black person? ""Dammit I burnt one!"""
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"Do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."
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