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Joke of the Day

"[buzzfeed 1776] 21 Declarations You Won't Believe!"

"Why do teenage girls have groups in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."

"My grandma can hold her breath for over fourteen years!"

"What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes? A bit neurotic."

"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"

"I call my penis ""the coelacanth""... Because no one has seen it for 66 million years."

"If we do end up colonizing Mars.. ..the WiFi there would be out of this world"

"I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow."

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the crap out of their dogs!"