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Joke of the Day

"*gets down on one knee* Wow, you really suck. Why can't you be more like the other knee?"

"What do your mother and the ground have in common? They are always full of seed."

"*Cinderella drops her glass slipper* Prince: I have a girlfriend."

"Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed? He was not Boeing."

"[someone kicks a dumpster out of anger] ME (from inside): Who is it?"

"What's a panda's favourite drink? Bambooze"

"Oh, so when a survivor takes an arrow to the head, it's a ""tragedy."" But when a zombie get hit, it's a ""good kill."" Hypocrites."

"Why didn't Jesus have any children? He only got nailed by guys ;)"

"How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? Don't worry... they'll tell you."

"Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies? Too many thank-you notes."