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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'"

"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."

"I always study the vagina before sex Because I like to know what I'm getting myself into"

"Out of all the Thanes of the alphabet, who is the most grateful? Thane Q"

"I just slapped my phone out of my mom's hand like it was a live grenade because she started scrolling thru my photos."

"Jesus Christ walks into a motel and drops a handful of nails on the counter. He asks Can you put me up for the night ?"

"Trump Drops out of the race, and makes America great again."

"I wanna make a joke about sodium. But Na."

"Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more? Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth."

"When I was 12 years old, my Dad approached me and said ""Son, do you know anything about sex?""... I said ""Sure Dad, what do you wanna know?"""