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Joke of the Day
"A dog made out of diamonds is everyone's best friend."
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"Starting a blog that's just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work."
"I like girls who don't study. Because they want the D."
"My friend asked me how I got so good at guitar. I told him I'm use to fingering minors."
"My dog just attacked the pizza delivery man WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING"
"BOOK FACT: If you took every book in our store and laid them end to end you would be thrown out by security and banned from returning."
"What do you call a murder in the middle east? A hummus-cide"
"What do Ryan Lochte and the water in Rio have in common? They're both full of shit."
"Treat your woman like a vacuum cleaner, if she stops sucking, replace the bag"
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To kick a sleeping homeless man in the head and steal his money"