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Joke of the Day
"Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
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"Because of my thyroid condition, my parents made me join a support group as a kid. This one time, at gland camp..."
"Being a mailman must be the most boring job in the world. It just sounds so redundant."
"Funny how people get all angry when you break something of their's that they don't ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat."
"An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. ""Well sir"" replied the villager ""we ain't got one now. He died last week."""
"Why was the black man selling drugs? He was a pharmacist."
"What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
"My English professor failed my essay on child birth They don't allow contractions in formal writing"
"What do you call a lion with a fancy hat? A dandy lion."
"Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a wife pushing it around."