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Joke of the Day

"Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."

"How do you make music by releasing fish? You drop the bass."

"Why is wheat a hillbilly grain? X/post from r/funny Because its inbread"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"

"BAD MATH JOKE TIME. For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two. I went from 0 to 2. I went absolutely nowhere."

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui But oh how the tables have turned."

"Studies show that a Starbucks coffee tastes better after taking a photo and posting it on Instagram."

"My cousin was Mulder on Halloween. He loves the X-Files! Oh stupid autocorrect. That should have said ""murdered"". And ""loved"", past tense."

"What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach? Flip flops or scandals!"