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Joke of the Day
"Good news in Syria today Just kidding"
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"*Skynet becomes self aware* *Starts a blog*"
"I like to call my favorite sex position WOW.... It's when I flip your MOM over!"
"A family walks into a hotel... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck!"""
"A rolling stone... somebody pushed it."
"What happens when two dogs breed in a pound? Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog."
"Q: Bill Hillary and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America."
"if someone wakes up from a twenty year coma, i hope the first thing they see when they turn on a TV is mike tyson petting his pigeons."
"Eating a cigarette."
"For the record..when you get punched in the face..it doesn't make that movie sound...at all."