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Joke of the Day

"Good news in Syria today Just kidding"

"Why was the skeleton alone at prom? Because he had no body to go with!"

"I work as a Lie Detector for police interrogations. At least it's honest work."

"What do anal and spinach have in common? Well, if you hated it as a kid, you're probably not gonna like it as an adult."

"If a threesome is with 3 people... If a threesome is with 3 people and a foursome is with 4 people I can see why they call you handsome."

"The Apple Car will never succeed. It doesn't have windows."

"I don't like my financial adviser. He put the ""douche"" in Fiduciary"

"How are genders like the twin towers? There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it."

"SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PREGNANT LADIES GETTING READY FOR THE BIG WEEKEND COMING UP !!! #labordayweekend"

"I'd rather keep thinking there are punctuation errors in everything I read than clean my monitor."