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Joke of the Day
"A rolling stone... somebody pushed it."
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"Hillary Clinton You're* Fired!"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic baker who advertised a job vacancy? He got no customers because his sign said, ""Looking for staff, a pie within."""
"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot before he hits the water."
"Your mama so stupid that..... Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed"
"I don't use extra virgin olive oil cause I want my food to have some experience"
"A student told the teacher when he grows up he wants power. The teacher replied well your gonna first need to learn algebra..lol"
"Sally sells seashells by the seashore. Her monopoly has left the seashore economy in shambles. 86% of hermit crabs are now homeless."
"He said he liked surprises, but when I showed up late at night dressed as a clown and knocked on his window, it's all screaming and shit."
"What's the key to long lasting Relationships? Not breaking up"