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Joke of the Day

"*Skynet becomes self aware* *Starts a blog*"

"It's so cold outside... I even saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"

"Why does Santa have a garden? So he can hoe-hoe-hoe! ^^^^^That's_a_knee_slapper..."

"What is the best part about a prostitute dying in the middle of your session? The next hour is free."

"And then the penguin says to the bartender, this *is* my most casual outfit!"

"If had a feminine side I would try and fcuk it."

"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Grandpa"" ""Wait, STOP THE FUNERAL!"""

"13: Mom, you look younger every day. M: What do you want? 13: A new skateboard. M: How young? 13: 29 M: Done."

"I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed the headphone jack with lightning"