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"Eating a cigarette."
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"Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time...... For shits and giggles."
"[Ouija board] GRANDMA WHERE IS YOUR COOKIE RECIPE"
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"Like it or not this joke is binary."
"Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when.. Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."
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