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Joke of the Day

"I did a survey and asked 5 women what kind of clothing brand they preferred. The 5 responded: ""How the hell did you get into my house?"""

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"What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7? Samsung Not Explode"

"Why was the apricot late to the party? He got stuck in a jam."

"What does Ebola and US police have in common? A high body count of black people"

"I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift"

"I've got an Uncle Rube. I mean he's really my mother's sister's roommate's friend's hairdresser's step-dad, but the effect is the same."

"I used to hate Vegemite, but I read that you only need to put a thin spread to enjoy it It's been much better. The cat is eating the whole thing now."

"What do women and computers have in common? You only learn to appreciate them when they go down on you for the first time."

"since I worked on my problem with exaggerated arrogance, I'm a much better person. better than you all together!"