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Joke of the Day

"I forgot to wear my glasses when I drove today. I didn't even notice I wasn't wearing them until the kid on my windshield said something"

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"how do you know Jesus was a virgin? Could you keep it up knowing you'll be screaming ""Oh my dad"" during sex?"
"Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is ""Miracle on 34th Street."" Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is ""It's a Wonderful Life."" Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is ""Die Hard."""
"I was having dinner with a snowman... The other day I was having dinner with a snowman, and he says ""Am I crazy, or does it smell like carrots in here?"""
"What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France? Condom-Mints"
"Have you ever tried duck sausage? Why don't you duck on down and get you some?"
"A dyslexic walked into the bra"