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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, are you a door? Because I want to slam you!"

"Jokes are like packages. While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery."

"Roses... Roses are red My name is not Dave This makes no sense Microwave *Drops Mic*"

"What religious people say: ""I have you in my prayers."" What non-religious people hear: ""I'm trying to raise Aquaman on this cat radio."""

"So are we all just going to pretend that we didn't spend 2001 yelling, ""Whassup?"" at each other?"

"Dear people filming disasters : You need to zoom out before running for your lives. Nobody likes blurry footage, you selfish animals."

"What does Michael Vick do in a plane? Have a dog fight."

"What do you call a love story between resistance and energy? Omhmeo and Jouleiet"

"[God creating the frog] ""How about a really stupid-looking kangaroo fish?"""

"The Clippers are gonna be bought by the former CEO of Microsoft. Apparently he's looking for something to occupy himself while Windows is installing ""critical updates."""