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Joke of the Day

"How much is the price of sex in New Zealand? About $20 a kilo."

"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex... I'm tired. I'm washing my hair. I've got a headache. I am your sister-in-law."

"Could yield signs be any more Canadian? ""You might have to stop. I'm not sure. You decide. Do you like me? I'm on a street!"""

"What is more powerful than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have it, if you eat it, you will die? Diarrhoea"

"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom!"

"""If all your friends jumped"" 'Yes' ""But if they"" 'Yes' ""But"" 'IF I EVER GET FRIENDS I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT ME TO, OK MOM?"

"After reviewing Spielberg's WWII movies I can't decide which actor is superior, Tom Hanks in ""Saving Private Ryan"" or Sarah Jessica Parker in ""War Horse."""

"Why is it easy to arrange for private yoga classes with a teacher? They are flexible."

"What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley"

"Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head!"