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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head!"
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"""ALL I WANNA DO IS HAVE SEX WITH MINERS!"" is the exact wrong way to proclaim your sexual proclivity toward those who excavate coal."
"""I'm afraid I have some very bad news, sir,"" the doctor said. ""You have cancer and Alzheimer's."" ""Oh, well, at least I don't have cancer."""
"2000 years ago somewhere in the Middle East 'I do not care who your father is. When I am out here fishing you do not walk on the water...'"
"What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow natives."
"Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events? He's been living under The Rock."
"HOT SINGLES NEAR YOU BURNING SINGLES NEAR YOU 1ST DEGREE BURNED SINGLES NEAR YOU DEAD SINGLES NEAR YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP"
"A squiggly red line should appear under people who are wrong for you"
"why does the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"
"Whoever named it a ""mobile"" phone obviously didn't anticipate me spending the day on the couch covered in crumbs reading Twitter."