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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head!"

"[OC] What type of music do Irish people listen to? Pubstep"

"Frodo and Sam are going to start a band... Called; Imagine Baggins"

"Two ships crashed in the night one ship was carrying red paint the other blue The survivors were marooned"

"Did you hear about the man who jumped into a river in France. He was in Seine.../He was never Seine again..."

"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired."

"I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long."

"I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there."

"I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !"