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Joke of the Day

"After reviewing Spielberg's WWII movies I can't decide which actor is superior, Tom Hanks in ""Saving Private Ryan"" or Sarah Jessica Parker in ""War Horse."""

"IMHO = I Miss Hall & Oates"

"What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black? Rap Music"

"Why did the scarecrow receive an award? ...because he was out standing in his field."

"What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie? The Blair...Which project? [Made my roomie laugh at least]"

"The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just ""lay in bed and watch TV all day"" I traveled very far thank u"

"""Are you the ghost of Christmas past?"" - what I ask a person with a flip phone."

"What does an educated owl say? Whom."

"When your boss says ""You need help"", he never means a hitman."

"If Apple makes a car, There won't be any windows in it."