175175

Joke of the Day

"Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel."

"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because she's only useful for getting coffee."

"Houses If the Red House is red and the Blue House is Blue, what color is the Green House? ... Brown. I accidentally broke the sprinkler system."

"Damn boy! What's your zodiac sign? Bc I think we should make that Sagittariuu into SagittariUS Oh you're a Leo? Le OH ..where are you going?"

"I need a new car.. The one I have keeps taking me to work."

"All the liberals want to move to Canada... What's wrong with Mexico, you racist fucks?"

"Why are a good majority of Americans obese? At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own."

"My friend asked me ""what's worse, ignorance or apathy?"" I replied, ""I don't know and I don't care""."

"Why the java programmer wear glasses? He couldn't C#"

"Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night... Light that man on fire and you'll warm him for the rest of his life."