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Joke of the Day

"Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night... Light that man on fire and you'll warm him for the rest of his life."

"I saw someone try to park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn't see the driver so I'm not going to assume what gender she was."

"Pay attention to funeral dress codes Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero"

"water Water Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. l"

"This post is totally pointless circle"

"A blind man walks into a bar ow."

"One time i saw a man eat a whole apple, core and everything. Motherboard and power supply too. The man ate a computer it was horrifying"

"A boy came home with a C+ in music. He said with great vigor, ""I got an A-"""

"what has four wheels and flyz? A garbage truck.....ha ha ha"

"If at first you don't succeed... ...then sky diving is not for you."