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Joke of the Day

"Houses If the Red House is red and the Blue House is Blue, what color is the Green House? ... Brown. I accidentally broke the sprinkler system."

"What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con? Virgin Mobile"

"What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits."

"Needles What are dull needles good for? Nothing, they're pointless."

"There are two things a true man never chases... His liquor nor his women."

"THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM I'm out of beer."

"Vader: Remove my helmet so I can see you with my own eyes. Luke: OK. Vader: On second thought, don't. I have 30 years worth of hat hair."

"I'm beginning to think rappers exaggerate a Lil."

"Ted Cruz announced he is running for president as a Republican. That surprised me; I thought he was running as a joke."

"He was a poor country boy. She was a rich city girl. They never met, due to geographic distance and rigid socioeconomic stratification."