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Joke of the Day

"The installers put down my new hardwood really quickly. They floored it. (Was the reply when I told a friend that the installers were almost done)"

"Two guys walk into a bar... third guy ducks."

"How do you disappoint a redditor?"

"A dad joke which you can use.. Young Man: I've come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. Girl's Father: You've got to take all of her or it's no deal."

"I'm not a competitive person... I'll be the first to admit it."

"Wordplay is the fundamental form of a joke... After all, doesn't every joke have a PUNchline?"

"A man walks into a Bar.. fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"How do you tell if someone is vegan or not? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."

"Did you hear about the man who burnt down a field full of beans? He really razed some pulses."