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Joke of the Day

"4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to ""How do you know if something is art?"" ""People tell you."""

"""That'll be $147,382."" - The cab driver after taking Will Smith from Philadelphia to Bel Air."

"I have a friend who is half-Indian... He's Ian."

"[end of long conversation] HER: let me give you my number ME: great! [forgot name] how do you spell your name? HER: ME: HER: k-i-m ME:"

"I just dropped my phone in the toilet and for a second I stood over it and thought, ""That's where it belongs."""

"What is a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math subject? Triggernometry"

"Ok America. You've made us chuckle with this whole Trump 2016 thing. But if we see Kanye 2020 happen... No. More. SYRUP. Love, Canada"

"What key do you need to open a banana? A monkey"

"What's the difference between a baby and a tree? Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off."

"The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship ""I apologize"" and ""You are right."""