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Joke of the Day
"Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women? It can be a slippery slope."
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"Bad is accidently sending your buddy a dirty sext intended for your girlfriend. Worse is getting 'lemme think about it' for a reply."
"Why does Santa have no children? Because he only comes once a year. Bonus! Why did Santa's wife divorce him? She wasn't the only one receiving his ""package""."
"What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes? A corn snake"
"You have no idea how funny I am to me."
"I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist."
"What is a paradox? A small medical clinic."
"So I drank a bottle of colon cleanser this morning... Just kidding, I'm full of shit."
"Did you hear about Evel Knievel's cousin Klu Klux Knievel? Tried to jump 47 niggers with a steamroller."
"I'll never forget the words of my late Grandfather... ""Sorry I'm late."""