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Joke of the Day

"What is Bruce Jenner's nephew's favorite movie? Aunt Man"

"I refused to ask a guy with a Blackberry what time it was because he doesn't even know what year it is."

"Did you hear about the Italian husband who was talking during his sleep? He ended up giving his wife a black eye"

"I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin."

"I've made too many withdrawals from the spank bank... They tell me my count is getting low."

"Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google - Grandfather Clock"

"The orthodontist says I'm doing a ""super job"" wearing my retainers. All this really means is that I'm able to put things in my mouth."

"I hate it when I punch ghosts! http://imgur.com/lVv8D6W"

"I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars. She said ""I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out,"" but she pulled some strings and got me in."

"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!"