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Joke of the Day

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"Wife: Nothing you could say could convince me that cockroaches aren't the worst. Me: Wall-E's friend was a cockroach. Wife: Except that."

"Kids are fun to be around. Then they start kicking, screaming, drooling, crying, fighting and then you're just grateful they're not yours."

"I need to polish up on my flirting skills... Hej kochanie, chcesz niektore pieprzy?"

"Famous people could rob banks wearing masks of themselves and they'd never get caught."

"What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot? Stop laughing and reload."

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"Immigrants after Trump's election be like... [removed]"

"Meanwhile at the drugstore... What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication? You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist."

"I'm thinking about starting a feminist group. It's called Ovary-Action."