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Joke of the Day

"Fuck these annoying yellow bastards.. No I'm not talking about the Chinese, I'm talking about the minions."

"I just tried drinking orange juice with pulp in it and I finally understand why women don't like to"

"Americans won't get this Free healthcare"

"I'm lucky have a friend like you. I'm just glad he isn't TOO much like you."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says... ""Does this guy taste funny to you?"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !"

"Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure you said H to O !"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !"

"I bet if Amy Winehouse had changed her name to Amy Lemonadehouse, she'd still be alive today."

"The amount of power surging through me after successfully giving a stranger directions can only be described as dangerous"